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chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to...

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hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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These “mammatus clouds” were photographed above Hastings,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:18:08 +1000

These “mammatus clouds” were photographed above Hastings, Nebraska, after a destructive thunderstorm in May 2005. Although their formation is not completely understood, these rare clouds usually develop at the base of a thunderstorm, and appear lumpy because of instabilities and temperature differences between sinking and rising air.

epione: this couple tho how am i meant 2 deal with it how just...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:17:32 +1000

epione:

this couple tho how am i meant 2 deal with it how just so cute i love misfits 2 much tbh

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baconmane: FUCK

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:11:38 +1000

baconmane:

FUCK

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kiss-me-under-the-rain: click for more.

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kiss-me-under-the-rain:

click for more.

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br-okenpromise: welcome to my world ♡

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br-okenpromise:

welcome to my world ♡

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imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to...

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imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to someone you love, discussing big and small things or just breathing next to each other while the cars and the city lights dimly light up the mountains and remind you that the world never ever goes to sleep. every night. i’d fucking love that.

imagine spending a night with just your closest friends or even alone and just enjoying it

this looks absolutely amazing

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find some guy with suction cups on his hands and feet attached to your window and making faces at you while you sleep